Olympics

In the spirit of the olympics I have decided to enter the +6.5kg baby weightlifting. I have found my best costume and am ready to go in the picture.

We are also experiencing problems with doping in baby weightlifting. The other day there was a rumour that a batch of the well know Canadian Wife of Lumberjack mothermilk had been found by inspectors. We consider this a very serious offence. Unfortunately the inspection panel got hungry during the inspection, so the envidence got eaten...